little-bitter-rascobater:

diamondtaco:

pseudo-bohemian-loser:

wallisb:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

I hope ed sees this

oh my god

YOU USED THE WRONG FLAG FRANCE

May 23 2012 29,521 notes

thisnonsense:

Someone, please? ):

(Source: acommunityforawkwardturtles)

May 22 2012 52,379 notes

toomanyfunnies:

Why hasn’t this happened yet???

The universe would be safe FOREVER.

May 21 2012 12 notes

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May 18 2012 99 notes

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May 13 2012 59,805 notes

sylviawrathhh:

oh my….

be-glamourgirl:

1direction-boston:

sluttyforirishpeeta:

thefinaltribute:

stamps-taste-bad:

littleradge:

rantsbyrichard:

tommilsom:

cataquack:

hipsterpieceofshit:

jibunkakumei:

iloveyoubutihatethiscity:

liebeengelbiene:

theycancelledquidditch:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD

I AM ALWAYS REBLOGGING THIS

IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME

Oh sweet Jesus. This is just. Oh dear god ewewew

I just spit water all over my blanket. Oh my.

What? I don’t get it.

OH MY FUCKING GODLSKFJSLKFJSLFKJ

NO…..

nope, don’t get iOH GOSH

AHHH AAHHH AHHHH.

OH.

Oh dear god.

OH GOOD LORD.

legit just sat here staring at this picture untill i finally got it.

EW MAN,

I DONT GET IT ASDFGHJKL THIS IS AWKWARD

Took me a minute… oh my god, no.

May 11 2012 19,909 notes

May 11 2012 3,172 notes

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

May 10 2012 811 notes

TMI Tuesday

1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
50. Ask anything. :
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May 8 2012 43,944 notes

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May 7 2012 252 notes

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forgettuesday-itsnotimportantnow:

laughingisbetter:

sherlocking-my-mind-palace:

pastthepencil:

peanutbutter-nutella:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

YES

EPIC

Highlighting my AP Bio notes.

LIKE A BOSS.

reblogging things just became so badass